Friday, November 5, 2010

i'm lucky to be alive

The other day I saw a snake.

In my house. 

Shawn saved my life by coming and uhhhh. . .disposing of it.  (Did you know snakes are protected in the this state?)

It took me 24 hours before I could go into the room again. 

I told Shawn that if I see another one, I'm moving in. 

Actually, all six of us.

He looked scared.

He should be.

Courtney is currently outside, uhhhh.  . .disposing of every sneaky little critter he finds.

He has a really good plan, but I can't tell you.  Just in case you like 'em.

If it doesn't work, I am moving. 


In the off-chance Shawn locks his door, do I have any takers? 

I have a mean chocolate cookie recipe, and I'll make them every day.

Every.  Single.  Day.

With the exception of the cookies, you won't even notice us.

Whatdya think?

The End.


dippyrooroo said...

Oh my heck! IN the house!!!! EEEEEEKKKK!

Heather W. said...

I'm so surprised I haven't even seen one in my house because I've seen sooooo many outside my house. I swear they have a den close by. I'm so glad you survived cause I don't know that I would have! ;) LOL!