The other day I saw a snake.
In my house.
Shawn saved my life by coming and uhhhh. . .disposing of it. (Did you know snakes are protected in the this state?)
It took me 24 hours before I could go into the room again.
I told Shawn that if I see another one, I'm moving in.
Actually, all six of us.
He looked scared.
He should be.
Courtney is currently outside, uhhhh. . .disposing of every sneaky little critter he finds.
He has a really good plan, but I can't tell you. Just in case you like 'em.
If it doesn't work, I am moving.
Really.
In the off-chance Shawn locks his door, do I have any takers?
I have a mean chocolate cookie recipe, and I'll make them every day.
Every. Single. Day.
With the exception of the cookies, you won't even notice us.
Whatdya think?
The End.
2 comments:
Oh my heck! IN the house!!!! EEEEEEKKKK!
I agree.. EEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!
I'm so surprised I haven't even seen one in my house because I've seen sooooo many outside my house. I swear they have a den close by. I'm so glad you survived cause I don't know that I would have! ;) LOL!
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