Friday, November 5, 2010

i'm lucky to be alive

The other day I saw a snake.

In my house. 

Shawn saved my life by coming and uhhhh. . .disposing of it.  (Did you know snakes are protected in the this state?)

It took me 24 hours before I could go into the room again. 

I told Shawn that if I see another one, I'm moving in. 

Actually, all six of us.

He looked scared.

He should be.

Courtney is currently outside, uhhhh.  . .disposing of every sneaky little critter he finds.

He has a really good plan, but I can't tell you.  Just in case you like 'em.

If it doesn't work, I am moving. 

Really.

In the off-chance Shawn locks his door, do I have any takers? 

I have a mean chocolate cookie recipe, and I'll make them every day.

Every.  Single.  Day.

With the exception of the cookies, you won't even notice us.

Whatdya think?

The End.

2 comments:

dippyrooroo said...

Oh my heck! IN the house!!!! EEEEEEKKKK!

Heather W. said...

I agree.. EEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!
I'm so surprised I haven't even seen one in my house because I've seen sooooo many outside my house. I swear they have a den close by. I'm so glad you survived cause I don't know that I would have! ;) LOL!