(Especially with the big 'ol hole in his tights. I guess 'one size fits all' doesn't really mean one size fits all.)
I tell you, all you need to make cute witches is a Wal-Mart, a good-lookin' bunch of witches in training, and a hot glue gun.
Before they left the house, I heard Kate say, "Dad, I know why you dressed up like a witch."
Dad then replied, "Why is that?"
I was shocked for a second when he answered, "No, it's not because I love you."
But then he quickly saved himself and explained, "But I do love you very much. But I dressed up because I wanted you to have a good time."
You've got a spell on us.